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Wash Dem Hands

You may be wondering why there’s an article about washing hands. Or, perhaps, you are a germaphobe and jumped at the chance to learn more about washing your hands.

Whatever it is, I can tell you one thing, you have been washing your hands wrong your entire life. Bold claim, I know, but hear me out.


First off, instead of using one of our lovely homemade soaps that uses more natural ingredients and has amazing names such as our Toasted Pumpkin or Howl at the Moon soaps, you’re probably using a rock of chemicals called “Spring Water” or “Lemon.”

Even worse, you may be using the liquid syrup called something like “Ocean Blue” that some claim to be soap. Apart from the non-creative names, these inferior excuses for soap leave your hands smelling like some unknown chemical created in a lab.

The Proper Soap

Then, there is Dope Soap, the soap that does it right. The names alone make my point for me. Instead of buying “Ocean Breeze” or some other cliche hunk of chemicals, you could be buying a vegan-based soap called Aiden’s Candy Corn or even the simple but unique Chocolate. Heck, the only complaint that people have towards Dope Soap is that they can’t get enough of it. There was also that one poor soul who mistook our Love Spell soap for something that could actually win the heart of his crush. While his crush did fall in love with our soap, the poor guy was left out in the cold.

Anyways, we even have what some call “manly soap.” So, if you find something within you that makes Pine Tar, Camp Fire, Whisky, or Fresh Cut Grass, sound unusually appealing, then our marketing team apparently does know what they’re doing. We also have a surprising amount of Christmas-themed choices. If you are feeling spiritual, then perhaps our Frankincense and Myrrh will do the trick. If you want to be mean and nice at the same time then you can give someone our Lump of Coal, Naughty List, or our curiously specific named Elf Fart by Courtney's soap. For the women out there who want to seem “cute,” then Aiden's Rainbow Sherbet, Black Raspberry and Vanilla, or Vanilla Chestnut may be of interest to you.

Final Thoughts

Just imagine, for a moment, that you have one of our amazing Dope Soaps. There it is, sitting in your bathroom, looking dope, and smelling amazing. But wait! Did you hear that?

It sounds like someone’s screaming. It is, but that someone is you. You are screaming. But it is not a scream of terror, but a scream of pure excitement that you are a proud owner of Dope Soap.

What you just imagined, is not just some far of fantasy, but an actual possibility! You could be screaming with excitement! All you have to do is order one of our handcrafted soaps.

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